My new celebrity crush...

...is... like... so totally Keith Olbermann. :-P

Sorry. I'm gushing like "A" (name withheld to protect the guilty) from my 9:30 English 101 class when she goes off on one of her tangents. (Don't worry, "A"--you're still one of my favorites!)

But seriously. With all this election madness, I've been watching a lot of "punditry," and Olbermann is my new smart-guy hero. Intelligent, funny, kinda cute for an old-ish guy (hey! Only seven years older than me!)

Anyway, David Duchovny can move over now. (He's kind of grossing me out lately anyway!)

And don't worry, Steve. You are still The One. Besides, if you are determined to lust after Krista Allen and Brooke Burke, in spite of my forceful attempts to convince you otherwise, you can allow me this moment of starry-eyed frivolity... right?